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Am I a movie stalker?

August 24th 2009 08:17
For my first blog post, I thought I would answer the question which I know everyone out there on the inter-web has been dying to have answered:

Am I a movie stalker?

I'm sure there are many, many, many criteria for being a movie stalker (and I would love to hear them), but here are some of the points that apply to me. And as this is my blog, my definition of movie stalkers wins.

You are a movie stalker if:

- You spend a lot of your free time (and your not-so-free time) watching movies (duh!).
- Your friends get annoyed when they watch movies with you, because you tend to list all the actors/ directors/ editors/ extras in the film and every other project they have ever been involved in

- Said friends treat you like a walking, talking IMDB (the pro version)
- You spend way too much time checking various blogs/ websites/ film magazines to keep up to date with what is going on in the world of film
- You actually enjoy seeing previews (even though you have already watched them on Youtube
- You get annoyed at people talking in movie theatres. Especially when they offer a running commentary on the film
- You have a blog which you don't write on for about a year because you are too busy watching movies, thinking about movies, dreaming about movies

If any of these apply to you, then congratulations, you are a movie stalker! And if all of them (and more) apply, then movies should probably get out a restraining order against you.
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Comment by RW

April 20th 2010 04:52
Does being pedantic about where you sit in the cinema also count towards being a movie stalker?

In this age of technology I always book my movie tickets online as to ensure my preferred seating...and if not availalble, then the date or session is changed.

I prefer in the middle of the middle. Although if the cinema is split by a walkway then I prefer first seat in the back half or last seat in the front half...

Too much?


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